what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met
want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
(Source: yxxz, via stability)
people who interrupt me when i speak
(Source: 2treehill, via officialwhitegirls)
Meeting people on tumblr
- into the same shit as you
- kind and understanding
- good company
- easy to talk to
- LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER
one day i will escape from this website
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it