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Sep 18

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

(via plunged)

slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

(via encourage)

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

(via tightvaginas)

(Source: yxxz, via stability)

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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(Source: 2treehill, via officialwhitegirls)

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

CONS:

(via no-wifi)

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website

(via baracknobama)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via retiredjesus)

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

(via contort)

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via unescapable)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via andrewquo)

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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(via fuck-yo-feelings69)

heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

(via crumbier)

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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(via chilled)