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Apr 24

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via hi)

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

(Source: memime01, via legalmexican)

(via ugly)

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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(via orgasm)

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

(via lolsofunny)

(Source: blackstar, via fearedx)

(Source: provocatve, via sexpectinq)

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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via fake-mermaid)

dnclrk:

dnclrk:

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(via ugly)

“I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too.” — (via meineliebe1997)

(Source: wofew, via stuckintheop)

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

(Source: snapchatting, via fearedx)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fuck-yo-feelings69)

hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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(via nootflix)

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

(Source: hotsenator, via loveaholics-anonymous)